May these shackles free you

Work again tomorrow *sigh*, I hope it's not busy. I enjoy fucking around and doing nothing except picking the carrots out of the jalapeno bain, not sweating up a storm in my unwashed Sub shirt and visor with shitty dummy customers complaining about their $10 sandwich.
I like purposely reaching for the wrong salad choice, realllllllllllly slowly and watch their faces escalate in disgust as my hand reaches closer to the vegetable.
"Everything except chilis and pickles."
*Puts everything except chilis and pickles*
*Slowly reaches for the chilis with shakey hand*
*customer's face= :S....:|.....:O!.....>:O!*
"I SAID NO CHILIS!!!"
Seriously, calm down, it's a Goddamn sandwich for Buddha's sake.
"OH PLEASE, NOT THE CARROTS, ANYTHING BUT THE CARROTS! D:"
Dickhead.
Oh, and for those tub-tubs that come in thinking they're doing themselves a favour by coming into Subway for a "healthy" meal and ordering a sub with double cheese, double meat and extra bacon with no salads and ten sauces; please stop kidding yourselves.

Ahhhhhhhhh life is good. I finished buying presents and got a haircut. All that is needed now is a good dose of op-shopping and lip piercing : D!
Woohoo!
AND THEN IT'S CHRISTMAS.
AND THEN IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
AND THEN IT'S BDO.
AND THEN I GET MY BRACES OFF.
....and then year 12 starts....