You're my sex bomb.

I just had to ask Canada if sex bomb is two words or one. Shame.
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
I bet you all have boners now, you filthy teenagers.
All I ever talk, link or elude to is sex.
"He had such a big...."
"PENIS?!"
"No, I was going to say ego."
"Oh....penis works too, right?"
"No..."
I blame our hormones. We all have them surging through our veins like sperm through a penis. And I can honestly say, it's okay now, when we're all 15, 16, 17....27 is borderline immature, but when we get old and shitty, we're all going to be sitting around saying words like "buns" and "vagina" without laughing or cracking jokes. It will be an awful, awful time to be alive.
I honestly cannot remember a day when I haven't had my mind in the gutter or made a gross joke or taken things too far.
But in the words of a wise, wise lady; "that's just how you are though"
Dirty filthy little me, this is how I am.
I'm sure most people are not as dirty minded as me and don't know what the "Crazy Chicken" is or have watched videos titled "Sucking and Fucking in Good Weather", but I know, being a psychic and all, that your minds venture there, right in the crevice of dirtydom, and have a good feel around and then realise what you've done and come back to reality.
We've gone from the thought that masturbation makes you go blind being inforced into us to masturbation being a big joke that we all share and do on a 2-3 day basis.
"I'll phap to that!"

Oh God, who am I kidding, I'm trying to pan off this gross sexual obsession as normal when really, it is not.
Don't listen to me kids, continue your normal, unadultered lives.

Nup, changed my mind, you're all filthy.
If I say "ass" you don't think of a male donkey.
If I say "penetrate" you don't think of the verb.
If I say "XXX" you don't think of the mint brand.

We are truly sexually fueled. If you're a virgin, it's embarrassing. If you're not a virgin then okay, you can join my club. If you're gay you live a completely different lifestyle to me and the word "plug" doesn't associate with anything in your bath.

But funnily enough, if I say "cunt" you don't think of a vagina, you think of the nastiest person you know. If I say "asshole" you think of that guy who didn't give you the right change, not the brown ring in your pants. If I say "wanker" you think of that idiot who took your parking spot, not about a person who constantly jacks off.
What the devil happened between when our parents were our age, to here and now where we say these things normally, daily, and find it completely okay?

"I used to draw...pictures of dicks."
"What, like, a man dick?"
"Like a man dick."
"Supergay."
If you don't know the quote, you are either a well mannered girl, christian, a foreigner or boring.
Thus concludes my big sex rant, now go back to your pornos and Edward Cullen posters.