Friday, November 27, 2009

Stop discrimination against men

Oh, what an adventurous day today was. My fag really knows how to cheer me up when I'm down in the heterosexual dumps. We went all over town today, and started it with a nice visit to a square bush in the middle of Forest Chase. Sounds odd. And then we proceeded by making "unused condoms" with the smoke machine in the Awesome Arts exhibit/spectacle/attention-seeker which was casually followed up by me interrogating the old man who stands in the city holding up a sign that says "Stop Discrimination Against Men". THAT, was weird. He just kept going on and on about how feminist ideologies have been brainwashed into our society. I agreed to some points, but he was being a little over dramatic, but hey! If you have something to say, then you say it loud and proud. Good on you old man. Kudos, kudos.

And to stick to my Asian roots, we went to get Bubble Tea and got stared at by this Asian woman in the most hilarious way. She hid behind the tea-shaker doll and was creepily smiling for about ten minutes non-stop. My tummy still hurts (:. We then wandered down to Timezone and did the whole photobooth thingy;

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Yeah, that's us, inside the photobooth, with my camera, taking pictures of ourselves...instead of using the assigned camera...awesome.
AND THEEEEEEEEN
We played DDR, and failed on the second level. I died a little on the inside but that's okay, we all have to fail to get somewhere in life, AMIRIGHT?!
Although some things fail from the beginning and should stay that way forever. Example; epicFAIL. What a stupid fucking band. Imagine their twenty year reunion...*shudder*

Back to the story;
So then we went waddling down to the Museum, Art Gallery and the Pica. Nostalgic to the max. T'was awesome. Couldn't stop myself from squealing when I got to the dinosaur part of the museum. VELOCIRAPTOR ANYONE? So great.
Decided to chow down on some Subbers after that, went wandering around town again. Fag winked at another fag in Esprit and caused a stir.
"OMG MIKA, DID YOU SEE THAT? I WINKED AT HIM, I WINKED AT HIM!"
"I know, I was there, remember? It only happened....*checks clock* a mere five minutes ago."
*MEGA SIGH*, seriously...

Bumped into some old friends from school, followed them on their quest to stalk some random businessman, then went back to Subbers, taped up my mangled foot, and got down to work!
Awesome day. Sucks that I am now extremely fatigued, in pain and dying of hunger, but, t'was worth the good times.



Totes going to go rummage through the fridge now.

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