Today, my gang and I wagged school to go to the library.
Hold back your expressions of utter pitty and disgust, because we know what we were doing and there is no way to justify our actions but to say that we needed to take care of some "special business".
So we were walking to the State Library to take care of "special gang business", when apparently, a really ugly baby strolled past in it's stroller. Now, I didn't see the baby, so while my partners in crime are having a big hoo-ha about the ugliness of this baby, I am left pondering what all the fuss is about.
So Canada decides to describe it to me by saying;
"Asia, did you see it's face?! It was like 'merrrr haghahgiauho'".
And I got a little bit confused, because this baby was, at the time, not making a sound. Just silently being pushed by it's mother.
SO WHY THE HELL, DID SHE FEEL THE NEED TO DESCRIBE IT WITH SOUNDS NORMALLY ASSOCIATED WITH RETARDATION?!
We all do it, admit it. You know you do.
"He was so blahhh about everything. Sitting there all merr merr merr about it all."
WUT?!
Our generation is so....so.....abahhhhhh.
And by that, I mean "brain dead". We can't even use adjectives to describe things anymore, so now we've got down to the nitty gritty and started using neanderthal animal calls to communicate to each other. Don't you feel a little ashamed? I almost wanted to run to the library so I could emmurse myself in words that were politically correct.
But I didn't have the energy or the fitness to run...
And I have to sadly admit, that I have started 'msn speaking' in my verbal life.
"Nah, I cbf doing that"
As soon as I said it, I died a little on the inside. I'm sure it's not a big deal to most, but I pride myself on my English skills, because ironically, I find that I'm sometimes better than my Aussie buddies when it comes to English. Not mentioning any names, but there are a few kids out there that really surprised me.
Oh, and Little Tittle's remark scared me too;
"jay kay ess, Ranga, don't have a cry"
jay kay ess...Tittle, I thought you had more sense then that *shakes head in shame*
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Sometimes I say rofl. IN REAL LIFE.
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You're right, though.
Eventually we'll all have square eyes and, uh, crooked.. necks?
what happened with
ReplyDeletequote, from tomorrow onwards, I will be cutting all forms of communication outside of school. No mobile, no msn, facebook, myspace....everything.
but this is quite an interesting post, miss 'Canada' has a very interesting way of describing a baby...
It's okay to speak "msn talk" if everyone is doing it. And everyone is doing it. So it is okay. :D
ReplyDeleteNot that I do it anyway.
Okay, people, to start with, abreviating "I can't be fucked" into "cbf" should be hideously embarrassing for you.
ReplyDeleteIt is for me, and Nathan, don't be such a conformist! Stand for your beliefs you sheep!
And Nat, if you also read in one of my blogs, I'm pretty sure I claim to be a bullshitter. An excellent one at that. So therefore you should never take any of these blogs as valid pieces of information because I'm a liar :) hahaha.